Posted 12 minutes ago
moonblossom:

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.


I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS IT HURTS

moonblossom:

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS IT HURTS

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)

Posted 14 minutes ago

imthesweet:

youcantgowrongwithsteak:

derknochenbrecher:

NO

YOU GET RIGHT BACK HERE GHASTLY BESPOKE AND YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE

NOW YOUNG MAN

… “young”?

virgins are forever youthful!

Posted 15 minutes ago

a-p-h-belarus:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you

Posted 22 minutes ago

meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble

(Source: solarselection)

Posted 22 minutes ago
90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

(Source: platypuspreponderance)

Posted 23 minutes ago

delicateteeth:

I honestly forget that animals can’t talk because it feels like I have conversations with my cat all the time.

Posted 23 minutes ago
stalkingyermom:

itsxandy:



a true inspiration

stalkingyermom:

itsxandy:

image

a true inspiration

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 24 minutes ago
Posted 24 minutes ago

corneliapornelia:

J.K Rowling, 1998. More than 500 million copies of the Harry Potter books have now been sold worldwide. 

Posted 25 minutes ago

xflowerxchild:

pearsonisrad:

blessedarethewarriors:

demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

One of the most badass human beings currently on planet Earth

Chills. This is absolutely beautiful.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)