ask-slender-woman:

ikissedthescarsonmyskin:

happeninqs:

anxious-teen:

$&%()@@

hmmm, i dunnno….

why couldnt my french exam be this???

Could any of my exams be like this?

all-four-cheekbones:

You’re walking at the zoo.

There’s no one around and your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.

DAVID BENNETT.

jehovahzwetness:

Yo how did he write this

fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

jaclcfrost:

do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing

it’s very nice

helenofdestroy:

Vintage and Antique Hearse Collection

mymysterymeat:

creepenstein:

theundeadgirl:

babblingbug:

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.

He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of it’s kind in the world ever seen.’
Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

have i ever told you guys how much i fucking love sausage dogs?

it’s fucking ridiculous.

weenie dogs forever!!!

oh my god.

so so so into it

luseymoth:

supermattural:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

zukoquest:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

can you imagine how much funding would be put towards this on a kickstarter though

IT’S A REPLICATOR!!!

I AM STILL EXCITED ABOUT THIS

why are there not more people who are excited about this

we have reached the future

I dunno if this is a good idea, man.

We all know what happened last time somebody made a food-making machine

happyfunballxd:

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

hootowlforlife:

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

whY DOES THIS HAVE 1,000+ NOTES